Pokespe arcs summarised in one sentence

pokeeeeeeee:

RGB: 3 cute kids stop a criminal organisation

Y: Cinnamon roll kicks ass.

GSC: Criminal organisation is back, better than ever, soon to be destroyed by seven CUTE kids

RS: EVERYBODY DIES

FRLG: Kids get stoned

E: Kids stop other kids being stoned

DPPT: Speaking of Pokémon, look at this rich bitch of a cinnamon roll

HGSS: A beautiful and intriguing arc which explores the character development of a red head emo and a cute girl that kicks

BW: Another kid gets stoned

warriorzelda:

Favorite Video Games [2/?]: Pokémon Heartgold/Soulsilver

“Team Rocket members in black suits have been running around… I was wondering what was going on. So, you took on Team Rocket? You are impressive! You may be able to face the legendary Poké… Hahaha! Never mind.”