Tag: hoenn dexholders

incorrect-pokespe-quotes:

Sapphire: Oh my God, did you put glitter in the laundry detergent?

Ruby: Oh yeah, I’m experimenting with some new entrepreneurial ideas. That one’s called Sparkle Suds. Dress loud.

Emerald: Will you stop putting glitter in everything? This morning you put glitter in the butter.

Ruby: Disco Dairy. Spread the party.

Dexholder Monopoly

Ruby: ooh, I like the colour of this one.
Sapph: my turn *rolls die*
Rald: ha ha you owe Ruby money
Ruby: cha-ching!
Sapph: like hell I do! *replaces Ruby’s hotel with one of hers* now you owe ME money
Ruby: that’s not how it works! that’s not how any of this works!
Sapph: *sticks tongue out*
Ruby: Wally help me out! she can’t do that.
Wally: not really…
Ruby: thank you.
Sapph: really Wally?
Wally: well, I guess she’s technically able to do it…
Sapph: yes.
Ruby: the heck?
Rald: I have an idea
all: what?
Rald: STOP MAKING HIM SOLVE YOUR ARGUMENTS

Dexholders

keep-it-canon:

fandom-food-pantry:

“I asked for a hero. I got a six foot tall puppy.”
“I asked for a hero. I got an angry teen with hedgehog hair and no social manners.”
“I asked for a hero. I got a pesky matchmaker thief.”
“I asked for a hero. I got an ambiguously gendered small pacifistic Forest kid.”
“I asked for a hero. I got an womanizing asshat with great hair.”
“I asked for a hero. I got an ambiguously gendered sociopath with a tragic past.”
“I asked for a hero. I got a mam bear with great calves.”
“I asked for a hero. I got a sassy fashionista.”
“I asked for a hero. I got a wild girl who bites people.”
“I asked for a hero. I got an extremely annoying short kid with impossible hair.”
“I asked for a hero. I got a hero, but he’s always sick.”

:DDDDDDDDD

I’m gonna reblog this a million times I love it I’m gonna quote it every five minutes I want individual copies of each quote copy/paste it on my phone save two on my desktop one in each folder take a screenshot and show people on the street with a camera like one of those weird commercials I LOVE THISSSSSSSSSS