I’ll update this at home

incorrect-pokespe-quotes:

Red: …Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

Sapphire: Yes

White: No

Green: I don’t want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and i’m not gay

Black: I’m not gay but i would totally fuck my clone

Diamond: I’m gay, but I still don’t want to fuck my clone, that’s gross and weird

Pearl: It’s basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal

Yellow: It’s not the same as masturbating; it’d be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!

X: I don’t want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong

Lacktwo: I’d totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I’m good in bed

Whitwo: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy

Ruby: I’d fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?

Blue: I’d totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I’d be embarrassed to ask someone else to do

Silver: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil

Gold: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I’d probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that’s how pro-clone fucking I am.

Platina: You guys are nasty and I’m, frankly, a little concerned