They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.
“Non, non! It’s not like that, I’m not his girlfriend! I just want to Mega Evolve too!” “(Sigh) Like I said, it’s the Pokemon that Mega Evolves, not you.”
Sycamore: Have you met Lysandre? He’s such a great, amazing guy.
Lysandre: This world must be purged of human filth. I must lead this cause.
Sycamore: Wow, what a passionate guy, huh? lol. He’s the best.