This must be some fancomic right? Can’t be official, right? RIGHT?!
it’s official, dude, my buddy, my pal……………ZINNIA HIGANA HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD IN MIAMI
what’s worse though is that she’s not even dead; what’s even worse though is that she probably had her intestines scrambled; what’s worst though is that she’s probably feeling the most unimaginative pain ever.
The next details for Pokémon Sun & Moon have been revealed. These details come via the secind footage of the game which showcases some new Pokémon. It reveals the legends as Solgaleo, the Psychic Steel with Full Metal Body ability and the move Sunsteel Strike, and Lunala, the Psychic/Ghost with the ability Shadow Shield & the move Moongeist Beam, as well as a new Rotom in your Pokédex. The professor is the character Kukui and has a mysterious assistant called Lillie. Your new friend is called Hau.
There’s a new feature where you can scan QR Codes in order to read a Pokémon’s Pokédex data to explain where you can find it. You can also share codes with a friend so it is registered in your Pokédex
For those of you in North America, a special gift is now available over the Nintendo Network. This gift gives you the Legendary Pokémon, Xerneas. To top it off, this is the only way to get Xerneas in its Shiny aesthetic. To get it, go to Mystery Gift > Receive Gift > Get Via Internet. This event only will last for one week, until May 17th 2016 so get it while you can.