horn-for-life:

Alexander Hamilton: oh look it’s the guy

Aaron burr, Sir: its the other guy

My Shot: Squad up

The Story of Tonight: let’s do the thing

The Schuyler Sisters: wait there’s a third one?

Farmer Refuted: dude gets shreked

You’ll Be Back: King George doesn’t like reality 

Right Hand Man: lol get rekt Burr

A Winter’s Ball: “We’re reliable WITH THE LADIES”

Helpless: I just met this guy let’s get married

Satisfied: I’m totally happy for my sister and not jealous at all

The Story of Tonight (Reprise): stereotypical marriage jokes

Wait For It: Burr’s life story

Stay Alive (not to be confused with the song by the Bee Gees): wow stuff is not going well

Ten Duel Commandments: “Most disputes die and no one shoots” *several duels happen and people die*

Meet Me Inside: Daddy’s angry

That Would Be Enough: “Hey Alex, friendly reminder that I exist” – Eliza

Guns and Ships: Lafayette is a Badass

History Has Its Eyes On You: Son, don’t fuck up

Yorktown: Does dancing count as fighting?

What Comes Next?: “no fair you cheated” – King George

Dear Theodosia: the daddy song

Non-Stop; Alex, how do you do literally everything? Also, why?

What’d I Miss?: We missed you Tommy

Cabinet Battle #1: Alex and Tommy try to kill each other

Take a Break: Alex cares more about his work than his family

Say No to This: Alex what the fuck are you doing

The Room Where it Happens: you can tell this isn’t 2016 cause compromises actually happen

Schuyler Defeated: Burr wants attention

Cabinet Battle #2: Alex and Tommy try to kill each other part 2

Washington on Your Side: we don’t like Alex, let’s fuck him up

One Last Time: The end of the last good President

I Know Him: lol let’s see how badly this will end

The Adams Administration: Alex doesn;t like Adams

We Know: Alex why

Hurricane: Alex stop

The Reynolds Pamphlet: Alex what are you doing

Burn: I’m a good person I don’t deserve this

Blow Us All Away: Alex teaches his son how to die

Stay Alive (Reprise): Alex were you expecting something else?

It’s Quiet Uptown: “I fucked up I fucked up

I fucked up

I fucked up

I fucked up

I fucked up

I fucked up

I fucked up

I fucked up

I fucked up

I fucked up

I fucked up

I fucked up

I fucked up

I fucked up

I fucked up

I fucked up” – Alex

The Election of 1800: “Hey Burr, suck on this” – Alex

Your Obedient Servant: Burr’s angry now

Best of Wives and Best of Women: I love you, despite all evidence to the contrary

The World Was Wide Enough: Burr fucks up 

Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: At least Eliza knows how to do stuff without fucking up