fandom-food-pantry:

(I only went to Sinnoh bc I haven’t finished the BW or B2W2 chapters)

Red: “red no you cannot have cold Chinese food for three meals in a row you have a microwave.”

Green: he can make a killer steak but he cannot cook anything other than meat to save his life

Blue: “you just made a full meal out of stale leftovers and it actually tastes good what the hell.”

Yellow: “I’m sorry but no one else is vegan here we don’t want your bean sprout salad.”

Gold: please don’t. Just get take out.

Silver: I WAS GONE FOR FIVE MINUTES HOW DID YOU SET THE OVEN ON FIRE ALREADY.

Crystal: this is the food of the gods holy crap I NEED MORE

Ruby: he’s the block master, lord of flavor!

Sapphire: “does this chicken nugget have a feather still in it?” “Shhhhhhh no it doesn’t.” “Bu-” “it’s organic.”

Emerald: he always forgets he has food in the oven and burns it to a crisp.

Wally: idk about dinners but YOUR DESSERTS ARE TO DIE FOR

Dia: you might be the greatest chef known to man.

Pearl; you undercooked everything. EVERYTHING. Learn some patience kid.

Platina: I’m not sure how but you screwed up buttered toast. I appreciate the effort but leave it to Dia.