incorrect-pokespe-quotes:

Gold: Crystal, you encountered Suicune, Celebi AND Arceus, stole Suicune away from the most professional tracker of the pokemon, AND survived a fall off both Mt Mortar AND Ecruteak Tower. Are you a Mary Sue or what?

Crystal: Of course not, Gold, don’t go making blatant assumptions… I’m a Mommy Sue

Gold: OHMYFUCKINGGOD

Yellow: When I touch someone I can feel their feelings. *touches Gold’s hand* You feel… love!
Gold: Yeah, I guess – Yeah, I feel a general unselfish love for everyone.
Yellow: No. Sexual love…
Gold: No. No, I don’t.
Yellow: *points at Crystal* … for her!
Gold: No!
Emerald: *begins laughing hysterically* She just told everyone your deepest, darkest secret! *continues laughing*
Gold: Dude! Come on! I think you’re reacting a little bit!
Emerald: You must be so embarrassed!*continues cracking up*