*grabs skateboard* babe im gonna do this radical trick
to show u that i love u
*breaks leg trying to do radical trick* babe i did this for u
Tag: mangaquestshipping
Gold: How about a kiss, for luck?
Crystal: You’ve got to be kidding me.
Gold: *mutters under breath* Future wife say what?
Crystal: Huh?
Gold: *screams*
Imagine one half of your OTP walking into a glass door. And the other half laughing so hard they end up walking into it as well.
Crystal: We’ve gotta find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?
Silver: Probably Gold.
special guest trash mom
crystal doots
THE ETERNAL STRUGGLE OF SHIPPING THE JOHTO DEXHOLDERS
which one of your otp is the *raises voice just enough to be heard across the aisle* “do you want chips?”
and which one is the *at full volume* “I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS”