scientist: *inspects tree bark with microscope* this is a female tree

scientist 2: wheres its fucking tits

Gold: It sounds like the finest party I can imagine going to.

Crystal: I don’t suppose you’d find it up to standards of your outings. More conversation and somewhat less petty theft and getting hit with pool cues.

incorrect-pokespe-quotes:

Crystal: Silver, keep an eye on Gold today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.

Silver: Sure, I’d love to see Gold get punched.

Crystal: Try again.

Silver: I will stop Gold from getting punched.

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championleaf:

TAKE IT SLOW OH OH GOTTA MAKE IT LAST

nyaikana:

because I have nothing else to do with my life, I translated another one. :))

Source: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=35361742

Again, I’m sorry if there are any grammar mistakes. :l