Gold, giving the other Dexholders a pep talk: Okay, listen up, guys. If Crystal dies, then there goes my chances of hitting that. So we’re all gonna band together and help out.
Red: That’s not very motivational.
Gold: Also, wE’RE DEXHOLDERS AND STUFF!

incorrect-pokespe-quotes:

Crystal: (on the phone to Gold) I need your help. Can you come here?

Gold: Well, I can’t. I’m buying clothes.

Crystal: Alright, hurry up then come over here.

Gold: I can’t find them.

Crystal: What do you mean you can’t find them?

Gold: I can’t find them. There’s only soup.

Crystal: What do you mean there’s only soup?

Gold: It means there’s only soup.

Crystal: Well then get out of the soup aisle!

Gold: Alright, you don’t have to shout at me! (moves to the next aisle) There’s more soup!

Crystal: What do you mean there’s more soup?!

Gold: There’s just more soup!

Crystal: Go into the next aisle!

Gold: (moves to the next aisle) There’s still soup!

Crystal: Where are you right now?!

Gold: I’m at soup!

Crystal: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AT SOUP?!

Gold: I MEAN I’M AT SOUP!

Crystal: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!

Gold: I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!

Crystal: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Gold: FUCK YOU!

source: code ment