Tag: miss millions

Dancing Headcanons

fandom-food-pantry:

Red: he CANNOT dance but that does not stop him from looking adorable and having the time of his life

Green; he does a mean ballroom dance surprisingly. And he’s even better at the Tango

Blue: graceful, lithe, will wipe the dance floor with your measly skills

Yellow; clumsy and cute, she can’t really dance, though she usually looks great or terrible

Gold; no one has any time to pay attention to his dancing skills bc his shirt comes off every time

Silver; Silver does not dance. He does not. He can, but he will not. And if he does dance, he will do so with a straight face and a bad attitude

Crystal; have you seen those legs? Of COURSE she’s a good dancer. She’s flexible and accurate and fun to watch

Ruby; very similar to blue, beautiful ballet like moves

Sapphire: and you thought girls couldn’t breakdance.

Emerald: HE SHOULD NEVER DANCE EVER. Everyone gets second hand embarrassment just watching him

Wally: he’s a decent dancer but he’s always coughing in your face on accident so no one wants to dance with him

Dia and Pearl: no comment (they hip swish a lot and it’s rather hilarious)

Platina; yes, she just danced hip-hop. Yes, she just completely obliterated you.

Cooking headcanons

fandom-food-pantry:

(I only went to Sinnoh bc I haven’t finished the BW or B2W2 chapters)

Red: “red no you cannot have cold Chinese food for three meals in a row you have a microwave.”

Green: he can make a killer steak but he cannot cook anything other than meat to save his life

Blue: “you just made a full meal out of stale leftovers and it actually tastes good what the hell.”

Yellow: “I’m sorry but no one else is vegan here we don’t want your bean sprout salad.”

Gold: please don’t. Just get take out.

Silver: I WAS GONE FOR FIVE MINUTES HOW DID YOU SET THE OVEN ON FIRE ALREADY.

Crystal: this is the food of the gods holy crap I NEED MORE

Ruby: he’s the block master, lord of flavor!

Sapphire: “does this chicken nugget have a feather still in it?” “Shhhhhhh no it doesn’t.” “Bu-” “it’s organic.”

Emerald: he always forgets he has food in the oven and burns it to a crisp.

Wally: idk about dinners but YOUR DESSERTS ARE TO DIE FOR

Dia: you might be the greatest chef known to man.

Pearl; you undercooked everything. EVERYTHING. Learn some patience kid.

Platina: I’m not sure how but you screwed up buttered toast. I appreciate the effort but leave it to Dia.