fandom-food-pantry:

Red: he CANNOT dance but that does not stop him from looking adorable and having the time of his life

Green; he does a mean ballroom dance surprisingly. And he’s even better at the Tango

Blue: graceful, lithe, will wipe the dance floor with your measly skills

Yellow; clumsy and cute, she can’t really dance, though she usually looks great or terrible

Gold; no one has any time to pay attention to his dancing skills bc his shirt comes off every time

Silver; Silver does not dance. He does not. He can, but he will not. And if he does dance, he will do so with a straight face and a bad attitude

Crystal; have you seen those legs? Of COURSE she’s a good dancer. She’s flexible and accurate and fun to watch

Ruby; very similar to blue, beautiful ballet like moves

Sapphire: and you thought girls couldn’t breakdance.

Emerald: HE SHOULD NEVER DANCE EVER. Everyone gets second hand embarrassment just watching him

Wally: he’s a decent dancer but he’s always coughing in your face on accident so no one wants to dance with him

Dia and Pearl: no comment (they hip swish a lot and it’s rather hilarious)

Platina; yes, she just danced hip-hop. Yes, she just completely obliterated you.