Red: …Would you fuck a clone of yourself?
Sapphire: Yes
White: No
Green: I don’t want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and i’m not gay
Black: I’m not gay but i would totally fuck my clone
Diamond: I’m gay, but I still don’t want to fuck my clone, that’s gross and weird
Pearl: It’s basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal
Yellow: It’s not the same as masturbating; it’d be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!
X: I don’t want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong
Lacktwo: I’d totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I’m good in bed
Whitwo: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy
Ruby: I’d fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?
Blue: I’d totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I’d be embarrassed to ask someone else to do
Silver: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil
Gold: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I’d probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that’s how pro-clone fucking I am.
Platina: You guys are nasty and I’m, frankly, a little concerned
Tag: nap time
My friend Cabo from Japan made an illustration showcasing the tallest to shortest Dexholders!
Spe Dexholders Heights/Weights
- Red 172 cm 58kg
- Green 175 cm 60 kg
- Blue 165cm 48 kg
- Yellow 148cm 39kg
- Gold 168cm 52kg
- Silver 170cm 53kg
- Crystal 162cm 46kg
- Ruby 163cm 49kg
- Sapphire 158cm 45kg
- Emerald 125cm 28kg
- Diamond 151cm 51kg
- Pearl 157cm 45kg
- Platinum 153cm 39.5kg
- Black 165cm 47kg
- White 161cm 44kg
- Lack-Two 152 cm 50kg
- Whi-Two 150cm 43kg
- X 149cm 40kg
- Y 153cm 43kg
- Sun 141 cm 42kg
- Moon 145cm 38kg
for us americans:
Red (5’6”, 127lbs)
Green (5’7”, 132lbs)
Blue (5’4”, 105.8lbs)
Yellow (4’8”, 85lbs)
Gold (5’5”, 114lbs)
Silver (5’57”, 116lbs)
Crystal (5’3”, 101lbs)
Ruby (5’3”, 108lbs)
Sapphire (5’1”, 99lbs)
Emerald (4’1”, 61lbs)
Diamond (4’9”, 112lbs)
Pearl (5’1”, 99lbs)
Platinum (5’0”, 87lbs)
Black (5’4”, 103lbs)
White (5’3”, 97lbs)
Lack-Two (4’9”, 110lbs)
Whi-Two (4’9”, 94lbs)
X (4’8”, 88lbs)
Y (5’0”, 94lbs)
Sun (4’6”, 92lbs)
Moon (4’7”, 83lbs)I’m taller than everyone but green???? What the shit. But I guess these are by Japanese standards so idk

Here are some ideas for a demigod au with the kanto children
-Red is the son of Ares because of reasons
-He is orphan and his cap is the only thing he has from his mother
– He lives in the streets before Prof. Oak finds him and takes him to camp half-blood
– For a son of Ares he is super chill but when it comes to battle he shows his true power
– He has received the blessing of Ares
– He is the counselor of Ares cabin
– He thinks Ares is a jerk (everyone does)
– Blues is the daughter of Aphrodite
– She is really strong and powerful because the training she received as a kid (kind of like the mask of ice thing)
– She can shapeshift but only her head and face and she has charmspeak
– She used to use her charmspeak on Red
– She tried it on Green too but it didn’t work
– Her earrings where a gift from Aphrodite
– She is the counselor of cabin 10
– Everybody is conflicted about her being a child of Aphrodite because she has all the characteristics but she is so strong and nobody thinks an aphrodite kid can be strong
– Yellow is a chid of Apollo
– She is an excelent doctor
– She uses a lance despite her ability with the bow, she thinks it suits her better
– She is very good at arts
– She was also an orphan, her uncle (not blood related) raised her
– She is really close to nature and has mastered potion making because of this
– She posses photokinesis, though itt really wears her off and rarely uses it
– Green and Daisy are children of Athena
– Daisy is the counselor of the cabin
– They were raised by prof Oak but when he realized they were in danger he sent them to camp half-blood
– Nobody knows what happened with their father, the only thing he letf were the necklaces they wear
– Prof. Oak married a Goddess so his son was a demigod who also married a demigoddes making Daisy and Green have god blood from both sides.
– Green is an expert with the bow
– Daisy is Athena’s favorite
– All the scars they have are based on the manga. Red has his hands ice burned. Blue has a big scar on the chest. Yellow has her right arm burned. Daisy has a lot of scars on her arms but she doen’t like them so she covers them. Green has a scar on the neck.
Those are the only ideas I have rn for the kanto kids, I will make the other dex holders later, if anyone has ideas I’d love to hear about them
pokemon special ‘signed’ postcard set ^^ will have at fanime!
Yellow: When I touch someone I can feel their feelings. *touches Gold’s hand* You feel… love!
Gold: Yeah, I guess – Yeah, I feel a general unselfish love for everyone.
Yellow: No. Sexual love…
Gold: No. No, I don’t.
Yellow: *points at Crystal* … for her!
Gold: No!
Emerald: *begins laughing hysterically* She just told everyone your deepest, darkest secret! *continues laughing*
Gold: Dude! Come on! I think you’re reacting a little bit!
Emerald: You must be so embarrassed!*continues cracking up*





















