Sapphire: Do you’ve got any tattoos?
Gold: Yeah on my arm ‘Silver and Gold forever’.
Ruby: But I thought Crystal is your wife?
Gold: Yeah, she wasn’t too happy about that.
Tag: oh geez gold
Around 2 am at the Dexholders reunion sleepover…
Ruby: WHERE ARE YOU GUYS
Gold and Silver: *hiding under bed*
Silver: *whisper* Whatever you do, DON’T. SAY. ANYTHING.
Gold: *says loudly* Don’t worry, old buddy! I won’t!
Ruby: OH THERE YOU ARE! TIME FOR YOUR MAKEOVER