I like how in ORAS you can ride Latios/Latias bareback with literally no safety precautions (you even mega evolve it while on its back in midair for chrissake), but in Sun/Moon you have: a helmet, a special riding outfit, a saddle, and a harness when all you’re doing is riding a Tarous around
Alola cares about your safety. Hoenn will gladly watch a kid die.
This must be some fancomic right? Can’t be official, right? RIGHT?!
it’s official, dude, my buddy, my pal……………ZINNIA HIGANA HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD IN MIAMI
what’s worse though is that she’s not even dead; what’s even worse though is that she probably had her intestines scrambled; what’s worst though is that she’s probably feeling the most unimaginative pain ever.
ringsabel 