You used to call me on my PokéGear ♪
GOD DAMMIT
Cause ever since I left New Bark Town, you… ♪
Tag: pokegame
✨ leave me and my punk green’s alone ✨
the difference between Brendan and Ruby
Brendan: hides that he bought a Pokemon plush from the Lilycove dept. store
Ruby: would buy all the Pokemon plushies and most likely sew clothes for them
pokémon main series games: all pokémon are pure creatures which must be protected at all costs
pokémon anime: some pokémon may seem evil but are really just hurting and are good inside.
mystery dungeon games: most pokémon are assholes and will try to kill you
Ok ok so i’m playing pokemon platinum right? And I come across this pair of trainers in a restaurant. When I talk to the guy, he says this:
Awe you’re on a date at your dad’s restaurant how cute. Naturally, I kick his ass.
but then I revisit them, and this time i click on his date and she says:
wait a sec i’ve heard this somewhere before
SWEETHEART I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT I THINK YOU’RE DATING YOUR BROTHER
allhailpokemonvillains was confused a bit about Team Flare Scientist ladies, I tried to explain them a bit
the scan bits are form here and here
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Originally they are named after plants!
Aliana – Akebia quinata (chocolate vine)
Bryony – Rose
Celosia – Fuchsia
Mable – Maple
(only the fearless may proceed.)






