Tag: pokegame

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Favorite things that canonically happened in the Pokemon games:

-Rival Green/Blue takes a picture with your HGSS character because he thinks you’re cool

-he’s also feeling pretty peachy

-Erika talks crud

-someone was like making out or something in Bill’s yard in GSC 

-Giovanni literally ditches his son because he’s upset about a 10 year old beating his butt

-Silver tears a layer of your clothes off

-Children hate Steven Stone because his obsession with rocks is weird

-Prof. Birch runs away from his wife because he thinks she’s a pokemon

-There’s a tv show in Hoenn called the “Hoenn Rangers”

-There’s a magazine about exposed champions

-Characters who act attracted to you usually act the same no matter what gender you are

-Rival Barry gets distracted by a crogunk cutout when the world is ending

-Team plasma + stuff bad for team plasma= plasbad

-N knows the lyrics burn baby burn somehow

-N shouts “that’s an ugly formula!”

– Prof. Birch runs away from his wife because he thinks she’s a pokemon

(add your own bc this is just getting good)

– Cyrus randomly stands around monologuing at statues, a lake, a mountain wall, etc just so the player can hear his evil plans

– Cyrus adds space wallpaper to his office between D/P and Platinum

– Trash grandpa Charon has a secret room behind a false wall containing nothing but household appliances and a diary about hugging pokemon

– Professor Rowan beats up some galactic grunts and lectures them on proper manners when conducting an evil scheme

-Professor Rowan subsists entirely on candy bars

– If you refuse to take the pokedex, Professor Rowan gives you six dialogue boxes worth of “…” and says “I’m a very patient man, I can stand in one spot asking you this question all day”

– Looker is introduced running between lampposts over and over

– Looker refuses to let you leave the town until you get a Poketch, because its ‘secret police style’

– Looker gives you handmade tickets of his own face, covered in glitter

– Looker sits inside a giant paper mache rock for hours in a volcano, just waiting for Charon to come along

– Charon’s evil plan is foiled by being punched in the face by a small frog, commanded by a man in a rock costume

– Looker tells you that removing the Magma Stone summons Heatran, outside the mountain holding the Magma Stone.

– Pouring condiments on trees attracts hexagonal bees

– Actual playboy bunny pokemon

– Actual hedge hog pokemon

– A galactic grunt says “Cosmic energy for the win!”

– The galactic nap room. The entire existance of the galactic nap room.

– You have to talk to 32 people on wifi to turn a rock into 108 evil spirits.

– Everybody goes to hell.

– Looker dresses up as your mother.

– Team Flare’s employee roster includes Pitbull and a member of the Bee-Gees.

– A concerned NPC addresses Rowan as “old dude.”

– Taking a photo of yourself with a death weapon behind you.

– Your progress out of one city is impeded by a fUCKING CONGA LINE

– Whenever you beat rival Barry, he never runs toward a Pokecenter. He either runs to a Route, or towards the local Gym (in Canalave City)