Crystal is an alien

no this does not have anything to do with the CRYSTAL gems being from outer space.

But just look at the facts:

– Crystal and her mom both change hair colors in the series (crystal is brown to blue and her mom is blonde to blue) Is this the result of a simple screw up? maybe. OR THEY COULD BE  SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ALIENS WHOSE SPECIES SPECIALIZES IN COLOR CHANGE AND CAMOUFLAGE! 

speaking of camouflage, wasn’t there a scene where crystal was accidentally kidnapped by some of Lt. Surge’s pokemon?  

BUT WHERE DID SHE GO? HOW DOES HE NOT NOTICE HER? WHAT???

AND NOW SHE’S BACK???? WHY??? Accidental sleep camouflage, happens to the best… IF YOUR AN ALIEN!!!!!

– When Crys is training on Mt. Mortar her mother is no where to be seen, even when Crys breaks her arms. My theory is that Crystal’s mom sent her to earth alone at first because their spaceship was under attack and she didn’t want Crys to get hurt. But why where they under attack? this leads me to the most important part of the theory…

– Crystal’s mom’s job was a space bounty hunter. It was mentioned that Crys wanted to be a capturing pro like her mom but maybe her mom wasn’t skilled at capturing pokemon.

This not only explains why her mom thought she might be in danger on the space ship, but also why they where so close to earth in the first place (grabbing an escaped criminal). Why would a mother bring her child on dangerous missions? To teach that child how to fight (in context) and to show her why it’s so important to follow the rules…

-And that leads us to how being an alien effects Crystal’s character traits. I already explained that Crystal had been taught at a young age to follow the rules and that’s probably why she is so serious about it. This might also explain why Crystal cares so deeply about protecting and “mothering” the earthlings, because she feels obliged and honored to since they unknowingly 

allowed her to live on their planet.

– One of the main reasons she really wanted to capture pokemon and complete the pokedex is because where she was from didn’t have pokemon and she was very excited to learn about every single one.

– And if you weren’t already convinced…

her ponytails are alive

her mom’s “odd” fashion is from never quite adjusting to earth fashion trends

star thing is because she used to live in space