Ruby: Look at how cute these pens are!
Gold: That’s gay.
Ruby: Gold, we’ve been dating for-
Tag: pokemon
“gen 1 had pokemon with the coolest designs!”
“new pokemon are based on objects, i hate it!”
“pokemon used to have names with a meaning and not something someone thought of in a minute”
“pokemon used to be based on animals, now theyre not!”
“FOOD POKEMON? hahahaha thats so stupid! ICE CREAM POKEMON! HILARIOUS!”
“gen 1 was the best!”
Wow. You guys are real downers. I can’t believe I made out with both of you.
Gold, to Silver and Crystal (via incorrect-pokespe-quotes)
Silver: I’m Gold’s emergency contact.
Crystal: So you’re here to pick him up?
Silver: I’m here to be removed as his emergency contact.
Crystal: Gold and I have this kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other’s-
Gold: Sentences.
Crystal: Please don’t interrupt me.
White: I was in charge of the cake, but to be fair, it’s not a cake so much as it is a vegetable loaf.
Gold: But did they ask you to bring a vegetable loaf or a cake?
White: A cake, but this is so much healthier.
Gold: So not only does this thing exist, but now you have deprived everyone of cake.
Crystal: Take a walk, Gold–
Gold: Yep.
Hey, I just wanted to say thanks for helping inspire me to make my own Nuzlocke comic; sorry for sending so many asks, and I’m not sure if you’ve done this before, but: “It’s really muggy outside huh Crys.” “I stg Gold if all our coffee mugs are on the front lawn you’re dead to me.” *sips OJ from a soup bowl and smiles*
i’m inspiring plp to join the nuzlocke hell i’m not sure if that’s exactly a good thing aksjdhakjdhakjdh
and yes i’ve seen this joke before but it’s always worth a sketch
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