
Tag: pokemon
(at 3 am)
Gold: Do you like me?
Crystal: We’re not going through this again.
Gold: BUT DO YOU LIKE ME OR LIKE-LIKE ME
Crystal: GOLD WE’VE BEEN MARRIED FOR FIVE YEARS
Gold: You didn’t answer the questions.
Crystal: (sighs) Yes, I like-like you.
Gold: (smirks) Knew it.
re: 4/20

Crystal: Could you get out of the way? You’re blocking the view.
Gold: I am the view.















