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incorrect-pokespe-quotes:

Crystal: Your first line is “My name is Claude” so just repeat after me. “Je m’appelle Claude”.

Gold: Je de coup Clow.

Crystal: Well, just.. Let’s try it again. “Je m’appelle Claude”.

Gold: Je depli mblue.

Crystal: “Je m’appelle Claude”.

Gold: Je te flouppe Fli.

Crystal: Oh, mon Dieu!

Gold: Oh, de fuff.

rainbow-wing:

another gold because it is necessary

incorrect-pokespe-quotes:

Sapphire: Do you’ve got any tattoos?

Gold: Yeah on my arm ‘Silver and Gold forever’.

Ruby: But I thought Crystal is your wife?

Gold: Yeah, she wasn’t too happy about that.

artist-ladychelsea:

ok guys but what if? I mean Crystals cubone is the only one of her pokemon that haven’t evolved and both Gold and Silver had pokemon that evolved in the fourth gen

and a trailer showed that the Kanto form pokemon evolve to the Alolan form ones

kaerumonoda:

You’re like 20 years old, Red

incorrect-pokespe-quotes:

Crystal: “How do you plead?”

Gold: [looks at Silver]

Silver: [mouths ‘not guilty’]

Gold: “Hot milky.”

Silver: “For fuck’s sake, just lock him up.”

This is my boyfriend Diamond. And this is Diamond’s boyfriend, Pearl.

Platina, at some point probably (via incorrect-pokespe-quotes)

ilovecrt:

Happy Ending

OK but consider an au about if pokespe was a high school harem manga instead of an adventure manga

Gold, giving the other Dexholders a pep talk: Okay, listen up, guys. If Crystal dies, then there goes my chances of hitting that. So we’re all gonna band together and help out.
Red: That’s not very motivational.
Gold: Also, wE’RE DEXHOLDERS AND STUFF!