
Me whenever angsty fanfic with jhoto kids happen
Crystal: Oh hi! I’m your new neighbor.
Silver: Yeah? Well we’re loud.
Gold: DON’T EXPECT US TO APOLOGIZE FOR IT.
Blue: No, it’d be against my moral compass.
Green: Your fucking moral compass is a roulette wheel!
Crystal: Oh my god, Gold, was anything stolen?
Gold: Nothing but….
Gold: (stares out the window longingly)
Gold: My heart…….
Crystal:
Crystal: You’re paying for my taxi ride here and back.
Ruby: What is the most stereotypical thing you do as a gay? I wear nail polish.
Gold: I have sex with men.