Young Silver: Once upon a time, there was a big pile of treasure in the desert, and the heroes found it and killed all the bad guys, the end.
Pryce: No no no — that’s not how you start a story!
Young Silver: I thought it was pretty good.
Pryce: And I think you’re not getting fed this week. No, THIS is how you start a story!
Pryce: Legends speak of Captain Blade’s Lost Treasure of the Sands.
Pryce: Of a prize so great that men would turn the sands red in pursuit of it.
Pryce: Of a pirate queen, courageous and deadly, who would stop at nothing to find it.
Pryce: Of a monstrous Leviathan.
Pryce: Of the heroes who journeyed to the desert town of Oasis, not know the horrors that would befall them.
Pryce: See? That’s how you do it.
Young Silver: Mine was more succinct.
Pryce: Your life’s gonna be succinct you little orphan.
Give me a character and I’ll tell you my headcanon for:
What they smell like: on a good day probably cookies and clementines (because his mom likes to keep fresh fruit in the house and he likes cookies)
How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): FReakin stAR fish everywhere with a some soft snoring and a lil drool. also he likes to browse the web and goes to sleep at like 3 am and wakes up at noon
What music they enjoy: boy bands
How much time they spend getting ready every morning: he literally just rolls out of bed,l like sometimes he doesn’t even change out of pjs
Their favorite thing to collect: he’s not really serious about any type of collecting but i he seems like the kind of rich dweeb who collects video games or something
Left or right-handed: he would be a really mad lefty who just curses every time he smudges something or has to use scissors
Religion (if any): he thinks that if god was real it would have been in everyone’s best interest to kill him off a long time ago because there were more than enough chances (but if confronted about it he says he is basically a god)
Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): HE LOVES ALL OF IT like Gold is such a tourist everywhere but he likes trying food the best (and trying to flirt with foreign girls)
Favorite kind of weather: he likes it warm and sunny
A weird/obscure fear they have: he totally believed in the boogieman when he was little and to this day wont go into his closet if its dark out (even with all the lights on)
The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail: we never quite know how of why but he is oddly skilled at the claw machine i mean he fails sometimes but to win a few time in a row is pretty impressive