Red: Okay, the lady in that car over there said that Marco Polo was in the year 1275.

Gold: It’s not just a water sport, I knew it!

can you draw some dumb husbands slow dancing ??? screams

yeye

Barber: What do you want?

Emerald: Have you ever had a croissant?

Barber: Say no more fam

this is how i spend a sunday evening

Crystal: This is the opposite of help! Which no one asked you for anyway!

Gold: That’s what makes it so noble!

ha so–

please excuse this subpar birthday gift to the best girl

the birthday Gal

happy bday sapphire ~ 9/20/15

~~her clothes are def blue~~

Happy birthday for Sapph!! :DD