ryttu3k:

Professor Oak: Yes. I mean, he’s pretty sturdy-looking, he could probably fight back, but the dude forgot his own grandson’s name. Do it for… what was his name again? Blue? Green? Gary? DICKS? Anyway, do it for that guy.

Professor Elm: No. I mean, yeah, you could totally take him, no problem. But what would that do to your pride? Think of your pride. Why would you feel proud of fighting him?

Professor Birch: Absolutely. The guy is terrified of a level 3 Poochyena. He won’t even put up a fight. Do it. DO IT.

Professor Rowan: Not a good idea. Not because you won’t win – the dude is like sixty – but because he’ll glare you into submission before you even throw the first punch.

Professor Juniper: Not a great idea. She wears running shoes everywhere, she’s probably pretty fit. I imagine she’d be more than capable of defending herself.

Professor Sycamore: Well, sure, you COULD – he’s a skinny little bean, it wouldn’t take much to knock him over – but wouldn’t most people rather do something else starting with F with him?