Okay but like why does Green wear that cape, like also imagine the conversation behind it with his grandpa too tho:
Green: “Bye gramps, I’m going to Kalos.” Oak: “Bye Green, I’ll see you in- Green.” Green: “Yes?” Oak: “Why are you wearing that cape?” Green: “Because I can.” Oak: “It will only get in the way and-” Green: “Yes cape.” Oak: “No cape.” Green: “THE QUESTION IS NOT WHO WILL LET ME, IT’S WHO WILL STOP ME.” Oak: “GREEN NO.”
so I dunno man i dunno
Professor Oak: How often do you sin?
Crystal: I don’t sin
Ruby: I sin a little
Emerald: I sin sometimes
Sapphire: I sin a lot
Gold: I’m sinning right now.
Professor Oak: Yes. I mean, he’s pretty sturdy-looking, he could probably fight back, but the dude forgot his own grandson’s name. Do it for… what was his name again? Blue? Green? Gary? DICKS? Anyway, do it for that guy.
Professor Elm: No. I mean, yeah, you could totally take him, no problem. But what would that do to your pride? Think of your pride. Why would you feel proud of fighting him?
Professor Birch: Absolutely. The guy is terrified of a level 3 Poochyena. He won’t even put up a fight. Do it. DO IT.
Professor Rowan: Not a good idea. Not because you won’t win – the dude is like sixty – but because he’ll glare you into submission before you even throw the first punch.
Professor Juniper: Not a great idea. She wears running shoes everywhere, she’s probably pretty fit. I imagine she’d be more than capable of defending herself.
Professor Sycamore: Well, sure, you COULD – he’s a skinny little bean, it wouldn’t take much to knock him over – but wouldn’t most people rather do something else starting with F with him?
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