pokeeeeeeee:

Pokespe according to my best friend Doll

Doll’s tumblr

Doll’s instagram

btreese:

pokespe doodle dump

the last two are from @incorrect-pokespe-quotes (1, 2)

incorrect-pokespe-quotes:

Red: …Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

Sapphire: Yes

White: No

Green: I don’t want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and i’m not gay

Black: I’m not gay but i would totally fuck my clone

Diamond: I’m gay, but I still don’t want to fuck my clone, that’s gross and weird

Pearl: It’s basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal

Yellow: It’s not the same as masturbating; it’d be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!

X: I don’t want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong

Lacktwo: I’d totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I’m good in bed

Whitwo: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy

Ruby: I’d fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?

Blue: I’d totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I’d be embarrassed to ask someone else to do

Silver: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil

Gold: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I’d probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that’s how pro-clone fucking I am.

Platina: You guys are nasty and I’m, frankly, a little concerned

ilovecrt:

My friend Cabo from Japan made an illustration showcasing the tallest to shortest Dexholders!

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Spe Dexholders Heights/Weights

sapphucker:

giveusvol54:

ilovecrt:

Red 172 cm 58kg

Green 175 cm 60 kg

Blue 165cm 48 kg

Yellow 148cm 39kg

Gold 168cm 52kg

Silver 170cm 53kg

Crystal 162cm 46kg

Ruby 163cm 49kg

Sapphire 158cm 45kg

Emerald 125cm 28kg

Diamond 151cm 51kg

Pearl 157cm 45kg

Platinum 153cm 39.5kg

Black 165cm 47kg

White 161cm 44kg

Lack-Two 152 cm 50kg

Whi-Two 150cm 43kg

X 149cm 40kg

Y 153cm 43kg

Sun 141 cm 42kg

Moon 145cm 38kg

for us americans:

Red (5’6”, 127lbs)
Green (5’7”, 132lbs)
Blue (5’4”, 105.8lbs)
Yellow (4’8”, 85lbs)
Gold (5’5”, 114lbs)
Silver (5’57”, 116lbs)
Crystal (5’3”, 101lbs)
Ruby (5’3”, 108lbs)
Sapphire (5’1”, 99lbs)
Emerald (4’1”, 61lbs)
Diamond (4’9”, 112lbs)
Pearl (5’1”, 99lbs)
Platinum (5’0”, 87lbs)
Black (5’4”, 103lbs)
White (5’3”, 97lbs)
Lack-Two (4’9”, 110lbs)
Whi-Two (4’9”, 94lbs)
X (4’8”, 88lbs)
Y (5’0”, 94lbs)
Sun (4’6”, 92lbs)
Moon (4’7”, 83lbs)

I’m taller than everyone but green???? What the shit. But I guess these are by Japanese standards so idk