And so there’s this big Pokemon race, right, with a bunch of money reward and entry into a clan, some bullshit like that
And here are some of the competitors Well yeah, that makes sense, I guess, horse in a race, there is the issue of the fucking fire coming out of its entire body but you know, magic monsters, whatever And this one works too, going to have a hell of a time holding on but what doesn’t kill you makes you really good at Wipeout games I guess
But then
BUT THEN WE GET MISTY, WHO IS LITERALLY JUST LEVITATING OVER THE FUCKING GROUND THIS ASSHOLE WHO CAN’T POSSIBLY BE SITTING ON ANYTHING OTHER THAN SPINES, LIKE ONE SUDDEN STOP AND YOU’RE IMPALED IN THE JUNK OK, GAME OVER AND OK FUCK NO I AM SO DONE WITH YOU POKEMON, THIS IS BULLSHIT
owains conversations with an mu dad imply that robin stays around after the risen arrive in the first timeline, but that would mean grima would already be there. so like does grima hang around everyone for a while pretending to be robin?? for how long?? does he have sex with whoever robin married?? i demand answers
its important i learn these answers because the amount of people who fuck dragons in this series is already entirely too high
ringsabel 