incorrect-pokespe-quotes:

Crystal: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Red: What if I bite it and it dies?

Crystal: That means you’re poisonous.

Blue: What if it bites itself and I die?

Crystal: …That’s voodoo.

Silver: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Crystal: That’s correlation, not causation.

Emerald: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Gold: That’s kinky.

keaoriginalart:

not-alya:

-Marinette making a replica of her ladybug suit for fun
-She’s trying it on when there’s an akuma attack and she has to transform
-the akuma traps her, planning to find out her secret identity by waiting until her transformation wears off
-she de-transforms to reveal that Ladybug is….Ladybug
-hilarious responses all around, Chat Noir explodes in frustration

If twitter existed in Hoenn

sinnoh-af:

Battled the Winstrate family and all I got was this lousy brace thingy #OnlyInHoenn

I just saw this kid with white hair zoom past while doing a wheelie on his bike #OnlyInHoenn 

There’s this man near the Lavaridge Pokecentre who’s always buried in the sand. Is he ok? #OnlyInHoenn

Met this really cute guy today, but his hair is gray and he only wanted to talk to me about the rocks near my house #OnlyInHoenn

I was eating at the Mauville food court today when I was hit by a stray water gun #OnlyInHoenn #ThisCantBeLegal 

#OnlyInHoenn will beams of energy randomly fire into the sky and not be questioned by anyone else 

I took a selfie at the exact moment where a biker fell off of cycling road #OnlyInHoenn #Hesoktho 

It’s rainy af out there but people are still tryna water their berries #OnlyInHoenn #thempechastho 

Lava cookies are good but that cable car ride up the mountain is not worth it #OnlyInHoenn