Natsu: *angry and on top of Zeref, about to punch him* I should smash your skull.
Zeref: Go ahead. We both know it won’t do any good.
Natsu: *punches but misses, then gets off of him*
Natsu: So what now?
Zeref: Lunch?

amielleon:

Uncodable cases:

Subjects Codename ミリエル and ロラン spent their alloted 4 hours with the duckling, but did not seem to be “petting” it. Additionally, they stated that they would be willing to kill an innocent “for research” which we could not gauge against our scale for satisfaction.

Subject Codename カラム returned our incentive survey but failed to appear for the follow-up session. Therefore we lack his duck-petting results.

Subject Codename パリス suggested that he would kill an innocent if “it were the way of the sword.”