Cooking headcanons

(I only went to Sinnoh bc I haven’t finished the BW or B2W2 chapters)

Red: “red no you cannot have cold Chinese food for three meals in a row you have a microwave.”

Green: he can make a killer steak but he cannot cook anything other than meat to save his life

Blue: “you just made a full meal out of stale leftovers and it actually tastes good what the hell.”

Yellow: “I’m sorry but no one else is vegan here we don’t want your bean sprout salad.”

Gold: please don’t. Just get take out.

Silver: I WAS GONE FOR FIVE MINUTES HOW DID YOU SET THE OVEN ON FIRE ALREADY.

Crystal: this is the food of the gods holy crap I NEED MORE

Ruby: he’s the block master, lord of flavor!

Sapphire: “does this chicken nugget have a feather still in it?” “Shhhhhhh no it doesn’t.” “Bu-” “it’s organic.”

Emerald: he always forgets he has food in the oven and burns it to a crisp.

Wally: idk about dinners but YOUR DESSERTS ARE TO DIE FOR

Dia: you might be the greatest chef known to man.

Pearl; you undercooked everything. EVERYTHING. Learn some patience kid.

Platina: I’m not sure how but you screwed up buttered toast. I appreciate the effort but leave it to Dia.

miyashiis:

Because they are really dear characters to us and just DON’T deserve those ridiculous miscaracterizations from the fandom. (Not all the fandom, ofc, but still)

And no, this isn’t directed to anyone in particular, this is the result of years seeing them viewed the wrong way