Yellow: Hey let’s slow dance.
Red: (does the macarena at ¼ speed)
Tag: redredred
Crystal: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Red: What if I bite it and it dies?
Crystal: That means you’re poisonous.
Blue: What if it bites itself and I die?
Crystal: …That’s voodoo.
Silver: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Crystal: That’s correlation, not causation.
Emerald: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Gold: That’s kinky.
red: you RIPPED ME OFF!!
blue: Ｉ ｄｉｄ ｎＡＵＧＨＴｔ！ ｐｒｏｆｅｓｓｏｒ, ｓｅｎｄ ｈｉｍ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ ｐｒｉｎｃｉｐａｌ＇ｓ ｏｆｆｉｃｅ ａｎｄ ｈａｖｅ ｈｉｍ ＥＸｐｅｌＬｅｄ！
Don’t you just hate it when you buy fake merchandise or items because the sales person was a pretty girl about your age?
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