One sentence summaries of the arcs

pokespe-is-bae:

RGB: Good children fucking up bad guys.

Yellow: Flower child is fucking PISSED.

GSC: Ice man is angry.

RS: REST IN PEACE EVERYONE.

FRLG: THEY ARE C H I L D R EN.

Emerald: Small croissant, wild child, epitome of fabulous, spiky haired gambler, and super star wife save 5 of their friends.

DPPT: THE GREATEST OT3 OF THEM ALL.

HGSS: Arceus is pissed and god dammit Gold what the fuck did you do this time.

BW: Shia LaBeouf and the President team up to defeat a Christmas tree looking motherfucker and we all sob at the end.

BW2: Corruptedshipping is canon and we know it.

XY: Green comes back and that’s all I need.

Pokespe arcs summarised in one sentence

pokeeeeeeee:

RGB: 3 cute kids stop a criminal organisation

Y: Cinnamon roll kicks ass.

GSC: Criminal organisation is back, better than ever, soon to be destroyed by seven CUTE kids

RS: EVERYBODY DIES

FRLG: Kids get stoned

E: Kids stop other kids being stoned

DPPT: Speaking of Pokémon, look at this rich bitch of a cinnamon roll

HGSS: A beautiful and intriguing arc which explores the character development of a red head emo and a cute girl that kicks

BW: Another kid gets stoned