Sting: All right guys, I have a few things I want us to say in our next big battle. Y’know, for added flavor~
Minerva: Oh God
Orga: This should be good.
Yukino: It…can’t be THAT bad, right?
Sting: Right! Rufus, when you attack, say “I can’t even IMAGINE the pain you’re about to be in.”
Rufus: *chokes on tea*
Sting: Orga, then you be all like “Get ready, cuz this lightning’s gonna strike your face MORE than twice!”
Orga: I’ve used that one before.
Sting: Lady, you’ll say “Watch as I mark my TERRITORY!”
Minerva: …
Yukino: Did…did you think any of these through?!
Sting: *ignores Yukino* Aaaaand, for the grand finale…!
Rogue: Oh please spare me
Sting: “Hope you’re not afraid of the dark!”
Rogue: The hell? That was awful!
Sting: Well excuse me! Do you know how hard it is to make shadow puns??
Rogue: I dunno, why don’t you… *puts on shades* ENLIGHTEN ME?
Yukino: HOT DAMN
Tag: Rogue Cheney
Forth round for Fairy Tail group event on dA
Theme: ChildhoodFrosch is looking for an outfit and Rogue, Sting, and Lector is there as support~
Art © Hiro Mashima