The only thing I ship in Fairy Tail is Max X Broom.

– submitted by anonymous

Contrary to popular stereotypes associated with fanfiction, I have never written a sex scene, but I did once write a scene in which Voldemort went on a blind date with someone he met on the internet, but it turned out to be Harry Potter catfishing him, so I’m not sure what’s worse

ilseofskadi:

i did a tag yourself meme???

anyway, tag yourself

edit: yes i’m aware comfey is a lei but i literally did this in 5 minutes and barely even realized what i had done so

fire-emblem-confessions:

I absolutely adore visiting other peoples castles just to see the children and guessing who are the parents just by their hair colours.

miitomo

question: What are you looking forward to?
friend: the sweet release of death
comment 1: same
comment 2: me too
comment 3: yep

My experience with digital art

spook-wolf:

ja-khajay:

MERGE THE LAYER KRONK

W R O N G L A Y E R

WHY DO EVEN HAVE THAT LAYER

trevenant:

Nintendo: look what’s coming out in 2016!

Me:

suave-groudon:

overlord-kyogre:

I just want a clefairy god damn GTS

This needs to fucking stop

kyraneko:

bostonflavor:

driftoffacliff:

date someone who uses their turn signal

but i live in massachusetts

pokemon-personalities:

pokemon-personalities:

ive seen like 3 different area 51 jokes about catching legendary pokemon and at least 6 “i’m gonna have nasa send me to space to get deoxys” jokes. thanks pokemon go

Also lots of “breaks into ____ to catch ____”