Red: horrible kisser, he tries to be gentle but fails
Green; generally not a good kisser, he’s too insensitive and rough. Not tongue rough, he just presses too hard and gets his hair in your eyes
Blue; pixie dust is made of her kisses. One kiss of hers can strip someone in under thirty seconds. She can be gentle or rough, very adaptable
Yellow; it feels like spit and puppies are dancing on your lips. She’s very cautious and soft
Gold: rough rough rough. Lost of tongue and teeth, it’s like a personal tour of his mouth. (No one likes it except for the fact that his lips taste like tangerine chapstick)
Silver; he learned from the best. He can be rough but doesn’t like it, his kisses are usually very gentle and soothing.
Rather unnerving though bc he kisses with his eyes open.
Crystal; go get ‘em attitude, her kisses are on cheeks, foreheads, lips, wherever. They’re usually pecks, but if she kisses hard she kisses LONG
Ruby: he’s a really bad kisser but it looks pretty on camera and he tastes like glitter
Sapphire; forget hickeys, we’re talking bite marks. She will rip you apart
Emerald; he kisses hard and doesn’t know what he’s doing, but he cute so who cares. He really doesn’t like kisses though
Wally: imagine kissing a pillow that smells like a hospital
Dia: his lips are full and probably coated in powdered sugar, need I say more?
Pearl; its aggressive and fast, it’s over before you knew what was happening but now your teeth hurt
Platina; she’s a queen she kisses amazing duh
Black: he never shuts up so sometimes he pauses mid-kiss to mumble about how much he loves them
White: lots of sweet kisses on the cheek and whatnot
Bianca: is kissing and hugging you, and her neighbor, and her boyfriend, and everyone. She’s kissing hands and lips and cheeks and hugging everyone bc she’s a cinnamon roll that loves contact
Cheren: aside from tasting like fresh paper and spearmint Chapstick, his kisses are super tense and serious
Red: pretends like he’s got this, ends up snuggling with Green or Yellow every night for three weeks bc of nightmares
Green; acts all tough like “I got this” and ends up screaming like a teenage boy and crying
Blue; she’s seen worse in real life, she beats the game first try and is never scared
Yellow; sees the title screen and immediately exits bc she’s not going this
Gold; acts all badass then shrieks like a small child bc he dies almost instantly
Silver; doesn’t get scared necessarily, but DOES punch a hole in the computer and gets his arm stuck
Crystal: she screamed and kick the computer so hard it shattered
Ruby: sapphire thought someone was murdering a torchic. Turns out it’s just Ruby. Screaming.
Sapph; roared and then burst into tears bc that was scary and NO IM NOT CRYING YA BRAT!
Emerald: whimpering and sobbing in a corner. That’s all.
Wally: fainted almost immediately, started hyperventilating. He’s cut off now
Dia: tried to befriend the animatronics every time and started crying bc they killed him and wouldn’t be friends
Pearl; yelling, screaming, fainting, repeat
Platina: *shrieking* I was not screaming.
“I JUST HEARD YOU.”
“Was not.” *restarts the game and kicks ass this time*
(If anyone has ideas for the Unova dexholders feel free to add, I haven’t read those arcs in full yet so I don’t really know how they would react)
Black: “I WILL BECOME THE CHAMPION OF THIS GAME I WILL DEFEAT 20/20/20/20 MODE” *jump scare* *Black shrieks and falls over*
White: memorizes the system, tries to manage everything, only dies because she’s busy trying to track all the animatronics (she SLAYS at the third game)
Bianca: screams and jumps a little every time there’s a jump scare but continues to play the game anyways
Cheren: probably slams all the doors and locks himself in until the power runs out because he hates this anxiety
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