Crystal: Silver, keep an eye on Gold today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.
Silver: Sure, I’d love to see Gold get punched.
Crystal: Try again.
Silver: I will stop Gold from getting punched.
Crystal: Aww, they’re playing house.
Silver: House? Is that a game?
Crystal: Mm-hmm.
Silver: How do you play it?
Crystal: Well, there aren’t really any rules. You just… pretend you’re in a house.
Silver: Are you in a house?
Crystal: You can play it in a house, but it’s still pretend.
Silver: What good is that?
Crystal: It’s fun.
Silver: Huh. No wonder new trainers are crazy these days.