Crystal: Your first line is “My name is Claude” so just repeat after me. “Je m’appelle Claude”.
Gold: Je de coup Clow.
Crystal: Well, just.. Let’s try it again. “Je m’appelle Claude”.
Gold: Je depli mblue.
Crystal: “Je m’appelle Claude”.
Gold: Je te flouppe Fli.
Crystal: Oh, mon Dieu!
Gold: Oh, de fuff.
Tag: super star
Sapphire: Do you’ve got any tattoos?
Gold: Yeah on my arm ‘Silver and Gold forever’.
Ruby: But I thought Crystal is your wife?
Gold: Yeah, she wasn’t too happy about that.

ok guys but what if? I mean Crystals cubone is the only one of her pokemon that haven’t evolved and both Gold and Silver had pokemon that evolved in the fourth gen
and a trailer showed that the Kanto form pokemon evolve to the Alolan form ones
Crystal: “How do you plead?”
Gold: [looks at Silver]
Silver: [mouths ‘not guilty’]
Gold: “Hot milky.”
Silver: “For fuck’s sake, just lock him up.”
This is a good and wholesome ship



















