oh yeah!!! happy birthday crys!!!
Tag: super star
Silver: Question: does it have any gun swords? I watch a lot of anime, so trust me, you’re gonna want a lot of gun swords.
Crystal: What’s an…anime?
Silver: We have much to discuss.
Crystal: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Red: What if I bite it and it dies?
Crystal: That means you’re poisonous.
Blue: What if it bites itself and I die?
Crystal: …That’s voodoo.
Silver: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Crystal: That’s correlation, not causation.
Emerald: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Gold: That’s kinky.
The leg mom for the draw thing?
leg mom best mom
Crystal: (to Blue) I-It’s not because you make me confused about my sexual orientation that you’re intimidating!
(at 3 am)
Gold: Do you like me?
Crystal: We’re not going through this again.
Gold: BUT DO YOU LIKE ME OR LIKE-LIKE ME
Crystal: GOLD WE’VE BEEN MARRIED FOR FIVE YEARS
Gold: You didn’t answer the questions.
Crystal: (sighs) Yes, I like-like you.
Gold: (smirks) Knew it.
Crystal: Could you get out of the way? You’re blocking the view.
Gold: I am the view.
ringsabel 