constant mom calling me her star and saying “stars do this”
“stars do that”
“stars shine! just like you!”pep talk in ballet classes , it kinda stuck.
Tag: super star
Crystal: How are we doing?
Gold: Things couldn’t get much worse.
[the Masked Man appears]
Gold: The universe just loves proving me wrong, doesn’t it?
Silver: You make it too easy!
We recognize that the council has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision we’ve elected to ignore it.
the dexholders when given any form of instruction (via incorrect-pokespe-quotes)
*security appears*
Crystal: Who’s that?
Gold: They don’t like me.
*Team Rocket appears*
Crystal: Who’s that?
Gold: They don’t like me either.
*the Masked Man appears*
Crystal: Who’s that?
Gold: Let’s just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn’t like me! There we go!
The promised next batch of outofcontextdnd vs Pokéspe
Great, now I want to play a PokeSpe 5e campaign.
What do you mean this isn’t exactly how the GSC arc went??
scanning some stuffs
Crystal: You’re not gonna act like a complete nitwit, are you?
Gold: Define complete.
me, a concerned white suburban mom
me: *leans out of my beige Toyota Sienna minivan at the junior soccer practice at Our Lady Catholic School, asking every player that walks by*
me: are you the one who taught my son to say “Deez Nuts”
star girl.
ringsabel 