Pokespe au in which everything is exactly the same except crystal drives a mini van because she is the ultimate soccer mom

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One sentence summaries of the arcs

pokespe-is-bae:

RGB: Good children fucking up bad guys.

Yellow: Flower child is fucking PISSED.

GSC: Ice man is angry.

RS: REST IN PEACE EVERYONE.

FRLG: THEY ARE C H I L D R EN.

Emerald: Small croissant, wild child, epitome of fabulous, spiky haired gambler, and super star wife save 5 of their friends.

DPPT: THE GREATEST OT3 OF THEM ALL.

HGSS: Arceus is pissed and god dammit Gold what the fuck did you do this time.

BW: Shia LaBeouf and the President team up to defeat a Christmas tree looking motherfucker and we all sob at the end.

BW2: Corruptedshipping is canon and we know it.

XY: Green comes back and that’s all I need.

can you dance? i mean, dance well, becasue considering all the kicking and stuff you must have some talent

askthecatcher:

i did study ballet when i was younger, much before i started training.

mom said it’d help with my training later on though.

i still practice every so often.

i also like break-dancing believe it or not.

gio-the-zoroark:

2011 vs 2015

miizj:

i translated it because yes

miizj:

y’know if there’s something that i’m quite proud of is that i store all my sketches w/o exception since 2011 so sometimes i find some old gems like this one