incorrect-pokespe-quotes:

Gold: Crystal, you encountered Suicune, Celebi AND Arceus, stole Suicune away from the most professional tracker of the pokemon, AND survived a fall off both Mt Mortar AND Ecruteak Tower. Are you a Mary Sue or what?

Crystal: Of course not, Gold, don’t go making blatant assumptions… I’m a Mommy Sue

Gold: OHMYFUCKINGGOD