THEY LOOK SO GOOD!!!

team rocket: step 1 steal the pokemon, step 2 ???, step 3 profit
team magma: 7.8/10 too much water
team aqua: 7.8/10 too much land
team galactic: DESTROY EVERYTHING
team plasma: liberate the pokemon!!uwu (what do you mean we also enslave pokemon)
team flare: #aesthetic

conclusion: team galactic goes hard as hell

Grunt Punishment by the Teams

Rocket: Tortured by Proton
Magma: Thrown into a volcano
Aqua: Noogies
Galactic: Shot, because Cyrus is a practical man.
Plasma: Stern reprimands
Neo-Plasma: Fed to Kyurem
Flare: Forced to wear unstylish clothing

teamaquacrossing:

“Now listen. All life depends on the sea. The sea is everything! Its importance is paramount! That is why we of Team Aqua are committed to expanding the sea.”