Tag: team magma

team rocket: step 1 steal the pokemon, step 2 ???, step 3 profit
team magma: 7.8/10 too much water
team aqua: 7.8/10 too much land
team galactic: DESTROY EVERYTHING
team plasma: liberate the pokemon!!uwu (what do you mean we also enslave pokemon)
team flare: #aesthetic

conclusion: team galactic goes hard as hell

oldmanstephanie:

seriousjones:

anyone else feel like they learned too much about volcanoes in school? like, an excessive amount of time was dedicated to volcanoes? volcanoes are cool and all but i can remember learning about volcanoes in some capacity virtually every year of school and i don’t know why. it’s not really pertinent info. is the Big Volcano lobby to blame

team magma have had their hands in this country far too long