“Am I proud of it? Yes, because Team Plasma sucks. Is it the classiest move? Yes, because Team Plasma sucks. Would I do it again? Yes, because Team Plasma sucks.”

– Hugh

He is free

5 more years

therandominmyhead:

emmetsexual:

therandominmyhead:

ginnypants:

what the hell is that thing anyway

ghetsis is on the screen like ‘akuroma I give you a million pokedollars and you glue four hubcaps to a cardboard box’

And the the best part is it doesn’t even have a floor…..

SO IT’S LIKE ONE OF THOSE LITTLE TIKES CARS??

YES!! YES IT IS!! SEE?

pokedex-holder-pink:

Do you ever just look at a villain and be like…

why

are you

so damn

PRECIOUS????

kk-atelyn:

faitsuuu ❤

cheshirecountdown:

Say that 90 degrees to your left, asshat.

team rocket: step 1 steal the pokemon, step 2 ???, step 3 profit
team magma: 7.8/10 too much water
team aqua: 7.8/10 too much land
team galactic: DESTROY EVERYTHING
team plasma: liberate the pokemon!!uwu (what do you mean we also enslave pokemon)
team flare: #aesthetic

conclusion: team galactic goes hard as hell

Grunt Punishment by the Teams

Rocket: Tortured by Proton
Magma: Thrown into a volcano
Aqua: Noogies
Galactic: Shot, because Cyrus is a practical man.
Plasma: Stern reprimands
Neo-Plasma: Fed to Kyurem
Flare: Forced to wear unstylish clothing

you-only-liberate-once:

it’s years after the events of B2W2. Team Plasma is gone for good, Ghetsis is apparently in veggie status, and N and the protag have been reunited and are kindling a nice if awkward friendship. one day they’re sitting together in some immaculate field chatting about life. the protag looks over N

“hey N i have a question,” they ask, “why the fuck was there a train in your basketball hoop”