keep-it-canon:

I just imagine Gold and Silver hanging out somewhere and Gold asks Sil if he “has his eye on anyone” and Silver thinks he’s talking about suspicious characters and says yes and they end up having this entire conversation before they both realize that they’re not on the same page, and Gold’s like “wait, what are YOU talking about?” and Silver’s like “potential criminals. what are you talking about?” and Gold just looks at him and says “women, duh.” And Silver’s just like “oh. then no” and Gold facepalms.