Red- Alexander Hamilred (the main protag plays the lead obviously) Green- Aaron Burr (The Rival Character™) Gold- John Laurens (probably drunk and gay during the whole war) Y- Laff-y-ette (frenchies and puns) Black- Hercules Mulligan (*screaming* BRUH BRUH) Faitsu- Samuel Seabury (I’m sorry sweetheart but I needed someone loyal to N) N- King George (dadaDADAdadaDA) Blue- Angelica (married rich, loves Yellow, would sass you to death) Yellow- Eliza (‘burn’ but instead she pushes Red into a volcano) Sapphire- Peggy (aND) Crystal- George Washington (I needed someone smart with good morals to be president) Lance- Charles Lee (he’s og N so I figured he’d be against the capturer enough)(I’m honestly having such a hard time thinking of people that would dislike Crystal) Ruby- Thomas Jefferson (I really want to see him sing ‘what did I miss’) Wally- John Jay (got sick after writing five) White- James Maddison (probably friends with Ruby) Diantha?- Maria Reynolds (idk she knows Green and she’s an actress and in his age range and idk) Lysandre?- James Reynolds (idk he knows Diantha and is a crap dude) Rakutsu- Philip Hamilton (“how ’bout when I get back we all strip down to our socks”) Hugh- George Iker (would fite Rakutsu)
Also because I’m extra af- Chars with no lines: Silver- Martha Washington (married to Crystal) Red- the red/ginger cat Crystal found (she’s a dog person but wanted to keep the cat because “it reminded me of you, Silver”) Silver said he would be fine with the cat if he got to name it. He named it Red. Because of it’s fur? No. Because it’s a stray like Red? No. Then why?? It’s after his favorite Proteam Omega. (Umm Erika? Misty? Brock? Sabrina? Jasmine? Why hasn’t Green interacted with like anyone in his appropriate age range??)- Theodosia 1 (honestly giving Green a wife has been on of the hardest parts of this entire au) Shauna- Theodosia 2 (brown hair, green eyes, she could pass as Green’s daughter right?) Diamond- John Adams (doesn’t do much by himself) Plantina and Pearl- representing Abigail Adams (does all of Dia’s work)
Instead of fanon we should just embrace that characters will be reduced to a few qualities and try to control it. For example:
Red- instead of having him be oblivious to anything relationship-wise, give him minimal characteristic dialogue and use him as living eye candy because I heard that Red has an 8-pack. That Red is shredded.
Green- stop all that stonic and emo Green crap and turn him into an actual green bean! They can’t talk or think so no dialogue no problem!!
Blue- she is usually used a matchmaker which has little canon evidence so your best bet is to take advantage of her personality (shocking am I right) and use her as a roaring bisexual to attract The Gays™
Yellow- shy and quiet? Constantly blushing over Red? This girl would punch Lance in the face! Just have her constantly asleep! And if lance shows up, she goes super-saiyan.
Gold- flirty? Under certain circumstances. Calling people by nicknames? All the time. He is now the Nickname Generator 2000 (not for use on pokemon, he gives those kinda sucky nicknames)
Silver- Emo ginger? Wrong. All anime characters with long red hair are secretly the same person so just look at a character analysis for Erza Scarlet or someone.
Crystal- she isn’t really as overly violent as she is in fanon because that would be a bad influence. Crystal is a GOD-TIER MOM
Ruby- maybe he is a girly boy but at least give him his appropriate daddy issues
Sapphire- DO NOT repeat DO NOT make her Ruby Fan Girl #1. She is Ruby Fang Girl #1 ok.
Emerald- croissant with a dirt gun.
Wally- wait do I have to do him? He’s still alive????
Diamond- he’s actually good just food and bad puns, that’s about it.
Pearl- again he’s fine just a gotta go fast comedian with a paper fan for smacking some sense into you idiots.
Platinum- making it raiiiin miss money bags and definitely knows what people mean when they ask her about her relationship with Dia and Pearl and definitely just says “I like them both” as a total troll
Black- HE IS A MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER NO QUESTIONS ASKED
White- boss lady who is always working and carries a roll of duct-tape to put over blacks mouth when he needs to use his inside voice
Bianca- She is precious. Save her. Don’t even include her in your dirty minds, just mention her to acknowledge her existence then leave her alone
Cheren- in the game he’s kinda cocky and stuffy but that is NOT how he acts in pokespe. In pokespe he is the hot teacher with the childhood crush on Black.
Rakutsu- *batman voice* RAAACHELL
Faitsu- I have no idea their arc isn’t even close to over just though in some N-sempai or whatever
Hugh- I repeat this arc is over. Please. Give. Me. More. (This boi needs his cat back)
X- put and blanket over him. Pull it off. Look, he has magically disappeared!! The audience applauds.
Y- bird obviously all she needs to do is peck and tweet
Shauna- another big change in the manga, she is no longer super perky, now she is just done. Like with all this crap. Give her a new puppy and it’s ok
Trevor- smarty farty but shy shy shy. Though he does have screaming potential if Lysandre is there so yeah
ringsabel 