it’s years after the events of B2W2. Team Plasma is gone for good, Ghetsis is apparently in veggie status, and N and the protag have been reunited and are kindling a nice if awkward friendship. one day they’re sitting together in some immaculate field chatting about life. the protag looks over N
“hey N i have a question,” they ask, “why the fuck was there a train in your basketball hoop”