espressoscans:

Three images for #GoodKneeHighDay that was trending in Japan the other day.

The first image is really localized, as it was basically all punny. Platinum asks if there are 悪いニーハイ (bad knee highs), pronounced as “WARUI niihai”. Y replies “WAruI niihai”. The pun being that “Wa(ru)i would sound like “Wai” (Y). Then Yvette replies that the joke is crawling on the ground, aka bare bones, but I wanted to keep the ground pun, since it’s fitting. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ 

The others are more straight forward. Poor Yamamoto kept forgetting characters that wore knee highs.

Spe Dexholders Heights/Weights

sapphucker:

giveusvol54:

ilovecrt:

  • Red 172 cm 58kg 
  • Green 175 cm 60 kg
  • Blue 165cm 48 kg
  • Yellow 148cm 39kg 
  • Gold 168cm 52kg
  • Silver 170cm 53kg
  • Crystal 162cm 46kg 
  • Ruby 163cm 49kg 
  • Sapphire 158cm 45kg
  • Emerald 125cm 28kg
  • Diamond 151cm 51kg 
  • Pearl 157cm 45kg 
  • Platinum 153cm 39.5kg
  • Black 165cm 47kg 
  • White 161cm 44kg 
  • Lack-Two 152 cm 50kg 
  • Whi-Two 150cm 43kg
  • X 149cm 40kg
  • Y 153cm 43kg
  • Sun 141 cm 42kg
  • Moon 145cm 38kg 

for us americans:

Red (5’6”, 127lbs)
Green (5’7”, 132lbs)
Blue (5’4”, 105.8lbs)
Yellow (4’8”, 85lbs)
Gold (5’5”, 114lbs)
Silver (5’57”, 116lbs)
Crystal (5’3”, 101lbs)
Ruby (5’3”, 108lbs)
Sapphire (5’1”, 99lbs)
Emerald (4’1”, 61lbs)
Diamond (4’9”, 112lbs)
Pearl (5’1”, 99lbs)
Platinum (5’0”, 87lbs)
Black (5’4”, 103lbs)
White (5’3”, 97lbs)
Lack-Two (4’9”, 110lbs)
Whi-Two (4’9”, 94lbs)
X (4’8”, 88lbs)
Y (5’0”, 94lbs)
Sun (4’6”, 92lbs)
Moon (4’7”, 83lbs)

I’m taller than everyone but green???? What the shit. But I guess these are by Japanese standards so idk